Shakespeare insult kit

Written by Colin Gillman on 12 September 2012.

Shakespearian insult kit

Here’s a fun way to insult everybody at work and get away with it. Let’s face it; nobody questions the ‘Bard of Avon’ because he was such a top lad and a bit of a dab hand with a quill in hand.

Personally I prefer to use the three column selection process above where you simply combine one word from each of the three columns above prefaced with “Thou”. My favourite is thou puking hasty-witted flax-wench. Remind me not to try that one out on the missus.

For those who can’t be bothered to combine the three here’s an online version below that does it all for you. Thou mewling rump fed bum-bailey. Ooh err madam!

Instant Shakespearian insult kit.

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